January 2012
383 posts
andreasdetour:
Long day. Long week. Long past three weeks.
I don’t know why, but I’ve become so upset with myself. Why am I letting things like this affect me so much? As I grew up, my father always told me to learn to be flexible because not everything will go my way, and I need to learn to adapt to situations. Now the question I pose to you is this: is it me being inflexible, or is it me...
I hate the world. Nothing makes me happy anymore, everything just pisses me off and makes me feel completely and utterly alone. The only time I’m not a miserable human being is when I’m high and I don’t want to be that guy who is stoned all the time. I hate being so bitter and cynical and pissed off. I hate that antidepressants don’t do shit, I hate that sleeping pills...
How I Met Your Mother is making life temporarily...
get-the-jelly-twat:
Why can’t I sleep like a normal human being?
I need medical marijuana for my insomnia!
Insomnia is the whole reason I started smoking. Fuuuuck I need me a green card.
emlighten:
I hate Tumblr because people focus way too much on getting new followers, reblogs/notes, and filling their ask box.
Why does it matter? It won’t fill your bed with hot sex and affection. What you need isn’t on a computer screen, what you need is a book.
If you already read, good. Find a hobby. Just because you’re an internet sensation, does not mean your entire dedication should be...
everlastingbeauty13 asked: 12, 56, 65, 71 GO TYLER GO
fudrud asked: 65 go!
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship with the devil?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr
DO IT!!! I double doggie dare you!
So I'm watching the Prince Fielder press...
and the only thought going through my mind is “fuck you guys for having money”.
I'm bored.
Someone should talk to me.
Like, anyone, I really don’t give a shit who.
But no one probably will. So yeah. But still. Please. I’m fucking bored as fuck.
I need to start a new blog where I can blog all my...
I know people on here in real life, so yeah. Yall niggas can’t see that shit.
“My main musical influences? Hmmmmm……. love, anger, depression, joy, and dreams…...”
– Jeff Buckley (via goldielocksandthe3bears)
Sometimes I really hate the internet
Yes, it’s a great social device, entertainment device and source of information, but it’s also a source of biased, propaganda and misinformation, and my generation has gotten so lazy that they can’t take the time to sift through the bullshit.
Going job hunting.
idkmybffgio:
tylersnotthere:
Wish me luck
good luck dude!
Thank ya kindly!
Going job hunting.
Wish me luck
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:
i hate a lot of things but i hate myself the most
Regarding Valentine's Day
If you don’t like it, don’t participate in it. Don’t bitch and moan about not having a boyfriend or a girlfriend, you’re not the only one. Stop being so self centered and let other people celebrate the miracle that is the fact that two people can actually care enough about each other to spend their whole lives together.
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Oscar Nominees 2012
I’m gonna try and do this without sounding completely and totally pretentious, but that’s unlikely. For the record; I don’t mean to condescend or undermine any of the films I discuss below, they’re far better than anything I could ever hope to accomplish, and I speak critically only as an observer and fan.
Aside from Moneyball getting a nod for Best Picture (let’s...
I'm probably gonna end up watching Moneyball again...
god I have the worst fucking sleeping habits.