February 2012
149 posts
Fuck people
fudrud:
k.
I think this is my catchphrase
That or “I fucking hate people”
My baseball addiction has progressed past MLB.
I’m currently watching the Australian Baseball Championship Series.
The Perth Heat vs The Melbourne Aces
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Singing along to side B of Thriller like it's...
Showers are the best when no one’s home.
If I were in a rock band, and I listened to Black Sabbath for the first time, I’d throw my hands up in the air, yell “I give up” and smash my instrument.
I hate that I quit smoking. I hate it I hate it I hate it and I want a fucking cigarette.
I love the term Blue-Eyed Soul, when referring to...
It’s soul music made by white people.
White people don’t have soul like black people do.
That’s seriously what it refers to, soul music sung by white people.
I don’t know about you, but I find this immensely comedic.
things that bother me
erinkicksyou:
people tweeting instead of responding to your text
people who think that their answer is the ONLY answer
materialism
everything being so goddamn expensive
parents with iphones, do you even know how to use it?
parents with a facebook who add their kids - give them some privacy
bops who think their the shit
college people who think their the shit
people who think their the...
thatswhatkelsensaid asked: This is why i love you tyler. <3
Anonymous asked: me thinks tylers having a bad day
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OMG I LOVE ALL MY FOLLOWERS SO MUCH EACH AND...
Yeah, not really. Given the opportunity, I’d gladly punch about 87% of you square in the face.
The Walking Dead returns THIS SUNDAY!
thinlizehh:
romanticallythirsty:
I’m legit freaking the fuck out.
The fuck yea! :D
I’m probably gonna spend my Saturday high as fuck watching every episode to date.
Seriously though, if anyone ever talks to me about...
Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
mullenator:
piratesncupcakes:
notasenator:
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The...
Words with Friends you cunt I need consonants not...
Bitch.
Since I'm doing absolutely nothing with my life as...
I really think I might take a shot at writing a screenplay. Like, really committing and actually finishing this one. Getting critiques done of it, like, real opinions and shit from people who know movies, not just friends and family.
I’ve studied how, I’ve got examples, shit all I need is some fucking inspiration.
MLB Network is the FOX News of Baseball news...
Biased. as. FUCK. Towards the damn East Coast, and to the Texas Rangers for some reason.
I fucking love Tim Hudson.
How I Met Your Mother teaches me so much
Like that almost every girl I know is a woo girl.
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“I am dead set against free agency. It can ruin baseball.”
– George Steinbrenner
My dog is dreaming and it is the cutest thing...
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The Naked Man
mullenator:
does anyone else listen to buddy holly’s “everyday” and think it could be the perfect creepy song to be playing in the background of a horror movie trailer?
*closes window blinds
*Begins writing script.
scott-skyzemore:
i can’t handle this anymore. ):
fightdistance:
Friend: I haven’t seen my girlfriend all weekend I’m going crazy
Me: lol shut up